I don’t do a lot of surveys…unless you consider the Wiki’s I do on Tuesdays and Fridays, and I haven’t done those in a couple of weeks. Anyway, I found this survey at FortyPlus. It’s huge!

1. Spell your name as it sounds: Stef-ah-knee
2. Are you available? No
3. What’s your favorite number? 7
4. Favorite color? Purple
5. Least favorite color? Yellow
6. When is the last time you cried? Yesterday
7. What should you be doing right now? Filing invoices.

THE CANS:
1. Can you blow a bubble? Yes
2. Can you touch your toes? Yes
3. Can you whistle? Yes
4. Can you wiggle your ears? If I use my fingers.
5. Can you roll your tongue? Yes
6. Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue? If I try really really hard.

THE DIDS:
1. Did you ever want to be a doctor? Yes
2. Did you ever receive an engagement ring? Yes
3. Did you ever want to be a fire fighter? No

THE DO’S:
1. Do you believe in God? Yes
2. Do you know how to swim? Yes
3. Do you like roller coasters? Yes, but they make my vertigo really bad.
4. Do you own a bike? Yes, but it’s sitting at my ex boyfriends house and I’m not sure I want it back.

THE DOES:
1. Does your car get good gas mileage? No, it’s a gas guzzler.
2. Does your family have family picnics? I’m sure they do, but I’m not invited.
3. Does your home have a bookcase? Yes, I have to have one.

THE HAVES:
1. Have you ever been to Canada? Nope.
2. Have you ever gone fishing? Yes
3. Have you ever seen a celebrity? Yes
4. Have you ever been on a motorcycle? Yes, but they scare me.

THE HOWS:
1. How much money do you have on you right now? $3.87, but I’ve got that magic debit card too…so I guess I have more.
2. How many cars have you owned? Cars that were mine and mine alone? Five. Umm, the first was a Sunbird that I paid $99 down for, drove 500 miles, and the tranny blew up. Lemon law? Second was a Ford Escort that my dad paid cash for and gave to me. It was out of alignment and drove with a limp if I got it up over 45 miles an hour. Next was a Honda Prelude that my uncle bought for me and I just loved. I threw a rod while trying to catch up with some people on a motorcycle. I spent $900 to get it fixed, but someone (my ex husband) kept the car and the money. Next was a Chevy Lumina that I bought from my step dad. After driving 4cyl cars for so long, that V6 got me in lots of trouble. Lead foot? Me? The tranny is slipping in it, so it’s been parked for almost three years. Most recently is my Chevy Silverado. Even though I get horrible gas mileage, I just love the truck. It’s freedom for me.
3. How many jobs have you had? Quite a few. Foodservice (not just fast food, I worked in the kitchen at a nursing home, and also worked concessions at a water park.) Cashier…a lot of places. Desk clerk at a hotel. Telemarketer. Daycare provider/teacher, customer service, medical secretary, pedorthic technician, billing clerk, administrative assistant, and for a while I was a stay-at-home mother. I’m sure there are more, I just can’t think of them at the moment.

THE LASTS:
1. Last person you hung out with? Allison
2. Last thing you said out loud? “I just smoked one of Bones cigarettes, and it was a red. Damn, that was harsh.”
3. Last time you ate at McDonald’s? Yesterday
4. Last grade completed? A year and a half of college.
5. Last thing you bought? A 2008/2009 dayplanner.

THE WHATS:
1. What is the temperature outside? 50F/10C
2. What time did you wake up? Which time? I woke up the first time at 5:15, but got up at 6:45.

Number Two Survey:
1. What’s the last mistake you made? I’m not sure. I’ve done something to make him stop talking to me…so I’ve obviously made some sort of mistake, I’m just not sure what.
2. Is the sun shining? Yes
3. Can you successfully blow up and tie a balloon? Yes.
4. Do you like text messaging? I do text quite a bit.
5. What do you eat the most at your best friends house? She loves to cook and experiment with new recipes, but mostly she likes to cook italian food. She makes a killer lasagna, and her spaghetti is the best I’ve ever had.
6. Boyfriend/Girlfriend? I’m in love with someone, but I’m a little confused atm about where it’s “at.”
7. Are you wearing any make-up right now? Just blush and mascara.
8. What are your plans for later? I’m having thoughts about taking a nap after work.
9. What is your favorite DDG song? Hmm…I don’t think I have one.
10. Is there any drama within your life? A lot more than I would like.
11. What is a song they need to stop playing on the radio? They are seriously overplaying that Apologize remix by One Republic with Timbaland, and BYOB by SOAD is getting a little too much play, too.
12. Are you happy with life right now? I’m happy with certain aspects of my life, but there are things I want to change, and there are things I am definately not happy with.
13. Does anyone like you? I have a few friends, so I guess.
14. What is your current obsession? Steve & Barrys!
15. Do you have a dog? Nope, a cat.
16. Ever been kissed under mistletoe? Yes, and once it was by a really old man at a nursing home when I went as a volunteer. LOL.
17. Would you ever smile at a stranger? Yes, I do all the time.
18. Ever pulled your pants down in the street? Beside the street…but not “in” the street.
19. Do your toenails have nail polish on them? Yes
20. When’s the last time you wore eyeliner? Last Saturday.
21. Last curse word you said was? Damn.
22. Are your lips chapped? Only a little, but Blistex and I are becoming close friends.
23. Are you currently jealous? Actually, no.
24. Do you own an ipod? No, I did, but it got stolen.
25. Did you have a dream last night? Yes. I was at a BBQ with a bunch of people, and everyone left while I took a nap. LOL
26. Are you mad at anyone? No, not mad. Hurt and disappointed, but not mad.
27. Who is the loudest person you know? Lisa
28. What’s going on this weekend? Halloween party with more people than I want to deal with.
29. Done any spring cleaning lately? Just the regular stuff.
30. Anything bothering you? Yes, and since I’m pretty sure that he’s not reading my blog anymore…I can say this: I do not understand men. I never ever will.
31. Do you do cheerleading? I did when I was really young.
32. Did you wish for anything last night on 11:11? No, I always forget about that.
33. Do you drink coffee on a regular basis? 4 or 5 times a week.
34. Do you wish you were someone else? No, I just wish I was a “New and Improved!” version of myself.
35. What jewelry are you wearing? Four silver rings, silver earrings, silver cross necklace, nose stud, and my watch.
36. Funniest thing that happened last night? When Scotty wrote his “Maya Angelou” inspired poem about the uterus.
38. Are you easily amused? Yes, I think I am. I laugh way too much.
39. Can you lick your elbow? No. Is that even humanly possible?
40. Do you know this song, “we stay fly no lie you know this”? Baallllin! lol
41. What piercings do you have? Three in my left ear, two in my right, and my nose.
42. Do you have a crush right now? It’s more than a crush…I’m crazy about him.
43. What are your plans over the summer? The summer is so over, but NEXT summer I want to travel a lot.
44. How’s life going for you? It’s been a little confusing lately.
45. What is on your mind just this second? After that last question, I’d have to say Joshua is.
46. Favorite vacation spot? I don’t really have one, although I really enjoy Lake Texoma.
47. Do you have on chap stick? Blistex Medicated.
48. What hurts right now? My heart.
49. Do you like school? Yeah, I really enjoyed it.
50. Is this survey good? I think I like it.
51. Sneak out lately? Nah, no need to.
52. Last thing you had to drink? Coffee.
53. Do you want a tattoo? I think about it every now and then, but I’m really a sissy and I don’t like needles.
54. Want any more piercings? Yes.
55. Single or taken? My heart is occupied.
56. How long have you been single/taken? I’ve been all wrapped up in him for…umm…close to a year.